I Booked The Apprentice: An American Horror Story In The Wrong City… And Feelings To Get Out

I hate Donald Trump and Roy Cohn a whole lot.

I was so excited to go see this movie about one of the people I hate most in the world. Donald Trump is an enemy of the people, an enemy of common sense, and an enemy of me personally. This man has 34 indictments. Trump is a criminal, a huckster, and a chauvinist. The fact that anyone would vote for this man to be president for the second time showcases the foolishness of American culture. How could so many people be so excited and support a man who grabs pussies for fun and was pedophile Jeffery Epstein's best friend? How could anybody vote for a man who took out one of the most racist advertisements in history to put a group of Black kids in jail for a crime they didn't commit?

Donald Trump is a monster. Too many people pretend that he isn't and those people are wrong. We don't live in a world of conspiracy, we live in a world of dummies. Our economy runs on attention. Our companies run on cover-ups. Our government runs on corruption. Our sponsors are corporate and our system is bad. It just is. Anyone who does not agree is wrong. I wish it could be better, but it just isn't.

They say "When America sneezes the whole world shakes." This is true. I just watched a video of a woman saying she wouldn't fuck with Apple anymore due to how they spawn the incredible amount of injustice in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. She said our only way to stop this is a boycott. I don't know what she expects to do next. Turn to Google and accept their injustice instead? They can't even keep Google as a search engine anymore. Like nearly every corporation, they want money so bad, they don't care who they have to murder to get it. Anyone who thinks this isn't the case is wrong. They can watch videos of dead children to prove it.

Let’s Not Forget The Brain Cancer

I have Brain Cancer. A level 3 glioblastoma sitting in my head. I took the doctor’s advice despite not being sure about it and I've been dealing with seizures ever since. My recent neurologist told me I could live anywhere between one and ten years with no studies proving that abandoning sugar would even help. He told me this after I spent three years doing my best to abandon sugar. I do not know how much longer I will be alive on this planet. I'm trying to make peace with that, but don't know what I should do about it or because of it.

I've spent one year living at home, working on getting divorced, and looking for doctors willing to treat me by using Medicaid. I didn't know how hard it would be to do that, but it's taken a lot of time to make these things possible. On top of that, I'm still having seizures and no one trusts me with a car. They shouldn't, but that feels very bad in a city where driving is the only way to get around.

Oh Yeah… The Apprentice.

John Devore has seen it and explains it better in 150 words than I would in a million

Anyway, my point is I thought a movie would be playing in the Houston Alamo Drafthouse was not. I booked it in Austin where I saw Piece by Piece. Trump’s movie is called The Apprentice: An American Horror Story. That’s the best title I’ve ever heard because Donald Trump sux. I didn't get to see it yesterday like I wanted, but my favorite part of the coverage so far is: "Donald Trump's Campaign Says The Apprentice Is "Blatantly False."

Donald Trump is a liar (IFKYK), so anything about him that is honest would be called "blatantly false" by this forked-tongue lunatic. I'm going to see it eventually since The Winter Soldier is playing Donald Trump. I like Sebastian Stan and seeing him all golded out like actual 70's Donald Trump and getting up to the terrible shit sounds like a very fun pre-election activity.

Ok… Back to me.

I know I'm not going to be around forever. That was written into the birth contract, but since my end could come sooner than most, I'd like to spend my time writing and sharing. I want to be more honest in life. I feel like I've done an ok job so far, but it may be time to go even further. I need to talk to my friend Lee today and tell him that my mother is mad she hasn’t seen him in a year. That would be funny and accurate for her and me. I think... I'd like to live in a way where people would think I need therapy. I probably do, but I’m on a budget and want normal people to think I do. Before I leave this planet, I'm excited to be a part of what makes a loser like Donald Trump lose even more. Even if it's with a vote for Kamala Harris. I want Donald Trump to lose... at everything like he does at golf. I can't believe he and Joe Biden talked about their handicaps in the middle of the debate. I'm happy Biden stepped aside and let Kamala take the reigns a.k.a. the thing he said he was going to do in 2020.

So I'm going to vote this year. If Donald Trump wins, I'm going to leave the country and never come back. Those are the options of a truth-telling lunatic like me. One of the best parts of getting Brain Cancer at 40 is that it reduces the amount of options I have. So far, I've chosen to write reviews, write songs, and try voice acting despite not generating any voice action on my website so far. I suppose I’ll wait around until someone asks me to do it again. I have a section here on the Dynamoverse, I need to make one that makes me easier to contact.

I don't want to do things that confuse me anymore. I don't want to learn new things as much as perfect what I already know. I may have said it as a "demanded fatherly conversation stopper," when I was 12, but I told my dad I wanted to be a writer. That's what I am. A person who writes. I chronicle thoughts, do research, and write down what I’ve learned.

To that, I say:

That's how it is. That's how it's gonna be. Kids when you grow up. Who the hell you wanna be? Like me... your black superhero… 

- Westside Connection - Gangstas Make The World Go Round

Michael "Mike Dynamo" Bridgett Jr

Hi there, I’m Mike. While I would like to be a polymath, I don’t think I’ve made it there yet. So in the meantime, I’ll keep putting things out, and you can tell me what you think about me.

If you’re looking for me, type in “MikeDynamo” into any social media app and find me. As Peelander Z said, there are “so many mikes” but not very many Mike Dynamo’s.

So check me out.

https://www.thedynamoverse.com
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